• Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
  • Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
  • Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
  • Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
  • Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
  • normal people playing a video game:
  • me playing a video game: HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES